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Saturday, January 5, 2008

Cleophus McScoogle: Two more states knocked off the list

I'm back on the road, my sweet blog with all kinds of wisdom and juicy detail is updated at cleophusmcscoogle.blogspot.com c'mon travel kitties, you just try to keep up!

Lisa, I'm excited about my wine pool resort. Check it out!!!!---Cleophus

Meow,
Check it out. I was plucked from the first class seat to which I had quickly become accustomed. I didn't scratch, though because the TSA guys on planes these days are jealous of my catlike grace and lithe power. They might over react and panic when they saw my strength. Besides, I'm sober now, so it was mostly just a little "misunderstanding".


GETTING BOUNCED FROM FIRST CLASS SEAT

GETTING BOUNCED FROM FIRST CLASS SEAT

Here I am peeping the magnificence of the American terminal at St Louis, Missouri. Are they into arches here or what? Here is the American terminal in St. Louis. Is this city all about the arches or what? I'll bet even litter boxes have dramatic arched architectural embellishments here. Car washes and vet clinics too.
PEEPING AT ARCHES

PEEPING AT ARCHES

After a quick stop in MO, I got to gaze upon The Mississippi River. It took a while but I finally learned to spell Mississippi. Next Stop: Anaheim, CA!

Cleophus checks out the Mississippi River




Anaheim, CA Look out Mickey

OK here I am in Anaheim. Did you know this place is naturally a desert? Why are there swimming pools everywhere? I guess water rationing is just for the poor slobs in Northern California who get all the rainfall and still have to ration because their water is sent south in the aqueduct. Go ahead and enjoy your green lawns, brimming pools, and nice long showers. Flush twice, you deserve it!

LOOKING AT THE TERMINAL IN ANAHEIM, CA

LOOKING AT THE TERMINAL IN ANAHEIM, CA


Your water bill would be about Scooglezillion Dollars if you tried to have a pool in the San Francisco Bay area. It would be cheaper to go to Napa and fill a pool with wine....ooooh....that is genius. Here I am on Grand Paw Bruce's shoulder trying to find investors for my Wine Pool Resort. Will the Humane Society complain if we put dolphins, or ducks, or something cute in there for the guests to admire? I know the animals would be very happy.

TELLING GRANDPAW WHAT TO SAY TO INVESTORS IN THE WINE-POOL-RESORT

TELLING GRANDPAW WHAT TO SAY TO INVESTORS IN THE WINE-POOL-RESORT

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